Paul Bunyans disease is a medical condition contracted by some young children who partake in Lumberjacking.
- Pre mature facial hair, even in females
- Transforming into a full scale replica of Paul Bunyan right down to the clothing, again also in females
- Heightened aggression, berserker state. This can be controlled
- A giant blue Ox might appear for some reason. Though this is not part of the sickness
The cure for Paul Bunyans disease is a hair removal salve that must be applied to the beard. The cure acts immediately and sends the disease into remission, however any future lumberjacking may cause a resurgence.
As a side effect the cure also renders the patient unable to grow any facial hair at all.
There is also a salve to undo the effects of the cure, that when applied to the face instantly revert the afflicted back into Paul Bunyan.