Paul Bunyan's Disease

Paul Bunyans disease is a medical condition contracted by some young children who partake in Lumberjacking.

Symptoms

 * Pre mature facial hair, even in females
 * Transforming into a full scale replica of Paul Bunyan right down to the clothing, again also in females
 * Heightened aggression, berserker state. This can be controlled
 * A giant blue Ox might appear for some reason. Though this is not part of the sickness

Cure
The cure for Paul Bunyans disease is a hair removal salve that must be applied to the beard. The cure acts immediately and sends the disease into remission, however any future lumberjacking may cause a resurgence.

As a side effect the cure also renders the patient unable to grow any facial hair at all.

There is also a salve to undo the effects of the cure, that when applied to the face instantly revert the afflicted back into Paul Bunyan.